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Large Crowds Prompt Calls to
Move Mona Lisa to New Location
Where a more discerning audience can
better appreciate an overrated tourist trap. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Virginia: Top-Secret Government
Center Admits Interference
With Local Garage Door Openers
But not responsible for erratic
behavior of The Clapper. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Many Fear "Deep Fake" Videos Could
Upend Election
For example, “deep fake” campaign ads
could make President Trump appear honest,
humble. |
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| SPORTS |
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Study: NBA Fans Turn Vulgar,
Hateful, Violent When Engaging
in Online Trash Talk
Yet not at their regular occupations
as guidance counselors, psychiatrists,
ministers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which three lawmakers called Donald
Trump “a terrible human being,” “an
authoritarian president who ignored
our Constitution,” and “unfit for office”? |
| A ) | Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer,
Adam Schiff |
| B ) | Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren,
Bernie Sanders |
| C ) | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan
Omar, Maxine Waters |
| D ) | Nick Mulvaney, Mike Pompeo,
Lindsey Graham |
| Hint: a foolish consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Orangutan Granted
Personhood Settles Into
New Florida Home
Sandra, 35, looks forward to voting
next year for her “favorite president.” |
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