| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 KFC Crocs!
If crocs weren't bad enough, how
about crocs that look like a
bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
If you like to wear the box after
a trip to KFC, these uniquely
uncomfortable shoes are for you.
$99.95, at Fast Food Fashion. |
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| TRENDS |
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Survey: Many Parents Give Their
Babies Outlandish Names to
Stand Out on Social Media
Like Hashtag Rabinowitz. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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1 in 3 Workers Run Out of
Money Before Payday, Even
Those Earning Over $100,000
Some billionaires struggle to keep up
with payments on their yachts. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Announces Many
New Rules for 2020
Among them: no swearing, no spitting, no scratching
— if you know you're on camera. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who said Trump's tweets “make it
impossible for me to do my job”? |
| A ) | First Lady Melania Trump |
| B ) | Twitter's chief censor |
| C ) | Any fact checker |
| D ) | Attorney General William Barr |
| E ) | Satan |
| Hint: it's usually the last choice,
but then we thought of Satan. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Degree in Marijuana Will be Offered
by Colorado State University
For those who want to go further, they
can pursue a doctorate in hash. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Bezos Buys
L.A. Mansion for Record $165 Million
Will include 60,000 square foot Amazon
fulfillment center in basement. |
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