| ART |
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 Researchers
Determine Mona Lisa Not
Smiling Sincerely, but
Disingenuously
They interpret her expression as
saying, “You're no Michelangelo.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Revealed: 1 in 4 Tweets About
Climate Crisis Produced by Bots
Bots that strongly feel crisis big hoax
started by Nancy Pelosi. |
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| SPORTS |
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Sportsbooks Set Over/Under on
Number of Astros Batters to
Get Plunked This Season at 83.5
That's not counting objects thrown from stands. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Queen Forbids Harry, Meghan
From Using “Royal” Title in
Their Marketing
Couple still plans to open chain
of 99 Pence Only Stores. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to The Lancet,
the United States finished 39th, just behind
Saudi Arabia, Latvia, and Bosnia, on
the list of best countries for what? |
| A ) | Harem health insurance coverage. |
| B ) | Collecting Soviet memorabilia. |
| C ) | Making fun of Serbs. |
| D ) | Raising children. |
| Hint: taking the little ones to Disneyland
isn't everything. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Six-Pack of Candles Smell Like
McDonald's Quarter Pounder
When Burned Together
Or you can burn just one, have your
house smell like a pickle. |
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