| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Trump Fast-Tracks
Killer Robots for Space Force
Lightsabers, laser cannons, Death Star
out for bids. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: New Partners Often
Similar to Old Ones
Like when Shemp replaced Curly. |
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| TRENDS |
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Survey: Many Millennials
Can't Change Light Bulb
By Themselves
Fortunately, there are thousands of YouTube
instructional videos demonstrating how. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Company That Had Brief Online
Success Selling Male Rompers Folds
Investors bailed when they saw plans
for line of onesies for construction workers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to The
Washington Post, how many rounds of golf has the
President played since taking office? |
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A ) |
17 |
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B ) |
21 |
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C ) |
27 |
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D ) |
217 |
| Hint: he visited
his golf clubs on 250 occasions, but sometimes
it rained. |
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| SPORTS |
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NBA Warns Teams to Plan to
Play Games With No Fans
The woeful Knicks have already begun
testing it out. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 At CPAC, Trump
Hugs, Kisses Flag
Flag hires Gloria Allred. |
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