| TECHNOLOGY |
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 NASA Upgrading
ISS System That Turns Urine
Into Drinking Water
Astronauts say it “tastes
worse” than Tang. |
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| MUSCELLANEOUS |
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 New Sex Dolls
With Human Hair Fool People Into
Believing They're Real
Some versions now say, “Not tonight, I
have a headache.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Donald Trump
Jr. Given Just 1 of 27 Permits
Granted to Hunt Alaskan Grizzly Bear
Remaining 26 granted to other
Trump family members. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Coronavirus True or False |
| A ) | Due to
coronavirus panic in U.S., one percent
of the people now own fifty percent of
the toilet paper. |
| B ) | “Boomer
Remover,” a nickname/hashtag for
the coronavirus, now trending on Twitter. |
| C ) | Supermodel
Karlie Kloss's father, an E.R.
doctor, informally crowdsourced coronavirus
medical suggestions on Facebook so that Jared
Kushner could advise the President. |
| D ) | Coronavirus
shutdown in Northern Italy has resulted
in “the most significant reduction of
greenhouse gas emissions in the past
century.” |
| Hint: All too true (except
for the toilet paper). |
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| HEALTH/MEDICINE |
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Oak Ridge Lab's Super-
Computer to Work to
Combat Coronavirus
Despite being a Never Trumper. |
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