| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Bricklaying Robot
Sets New Speed Record
In latest demonstration, over 2,000
bricklayers laid off in under ten minutes. |
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| FACTOID |
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Minneapolis Police Used Force
Against Black People at a Rate
7 Times That of White People
They pledge to “dramatically” step up
their use of force against white people. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL, Belatedly, Responds
To Colin Kaepernick
All players now required to kneel during
national anthem. |
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Cardboard Cutout Fans
at Sporting Events Becoming
Very Popular
Spike Lee, Jack Nicholson cutouts already
in their front row seats. |
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| In announcing the
better-than-expected May jobs report, President
Trump said which of the following: |
| A ) | “These are surprising
numbers.” |
| B ) | “Perhaps there's
light at the end of the tunnel.” |
| C ) | “Hopefully this will
continue.” |
| D ) | “It's a great day
for George Floyd.” |
| Many wish it was Trump having such a “great
day.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trump Breaks Own Record,
Sends Out 200 Tweets in One Day
87 insults, 49 slights, 35 racist attacks,
29 incoherent rants. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Bangkok: Robots
Distribute Hand Sanitizer in Recently Reopened Mall
Robot's maker says, “For years nobody
wanted hand sanitizer robots, and then
this happened.“ |
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