| PUBLISHING |
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 Trump's Niece's
Tell-All Coming Out in July
Unflattering portrait continues longtime
tradition of presidents with embarrassing
relatives. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: People Lie to Appear
More Honest
The most sincere people are really
lying through their teeth. |
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Study: Toilet Flushes Can Spew
Aerosol Droplets Into Air
Explain to your dog why you're closing
the lid. |
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| SPORTS |
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Reopening in Orlando “Bubble,”
NBA Issues 113-Page Book
Of New Rules
Covering topics like “Social Distancing
in the Paint,” “Celibacy for Beginners,”
“Alligator Awareness.” |
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 NFL: Despite
League's Encouragement, No Team
Offers Job to Colin Kaepernick
"We don't have his helmet size," says one
owner off the record. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In what annual poll did Finland,
Denmark, Switzerland, Iceland
and Norway finish first through
fifth, and the U.S. finish 18th? |
| A ) | World's Saddest Countries |
| B ) | World's Least Humorous Countries |
| C ) | World's Most Morose Countries |
| D ) | World's Happiest Countries |
| Hint: happiness is overrated. |
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| FITNESS |
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Survey: 1 In 5 People Admit
They Lie About Working Out
Surprised to learn that lying uses more
calories than telling the truth. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Staunchly
Refuses to Be Seen Wearing
Face Mask During Pandemic
Conversely, he has no problem being seen
using umbrella in a rainstorm. |
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