| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Trump Commutes
Roger Stone's Sentence
After he agrees to get a Trump tattoo. |
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Study: Americans More Altruistic,
Charitable Than Most Assume
But not nearly as altruistic, charitable
as they claim on their tax returns. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Artificial Intelligence Being
Used to Unravel Conspiracy
Theories Like PizzaGate
It took nearly one trillionth of a second
to see PizzaGate was nuts. |
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| LEISURE |
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Racial Slurs to be Removed
From Scrabble
Those who want to use them can still
play by “Trump rules.” |
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| FASHION |
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 Paris Fashion
Week Goes Online
Theme this year: evening wear made
from bath towels and toilet paper
rolls. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following businesses
did not receive a Paycheck
Protection Program loan? |
| A ) | Princeton Forrestal LLC
(Jared Kushner) |
| B ) | Renaissance Acquisition
Company LLC (Betsy DeVos) |
| C ) | Trump International
Hotel & Tower at Waikiki (Trump) |
| D ) | Joe's Barber Shop |
| Hint: when was your last haircut? |
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| SPORTS |
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Redskins, Indians Consider
Name Change
As do scalpers. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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New York City Paints Mural
That Says BLACK LIVES MATTER in Front
of Trump Tower
Paints over previous mural that said,
FUCK YOU TRUMP. |
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