| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robots Can
Now Give Full-Body Personalized
Massages at Home
And yes, they can be programmed
for happy endings. |
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Google Working on Smart Tattoos
That Turn Skin Into Living Touchpad
Push “M” “O”
“M” on your arm and your
smartphone dials your mother. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: 1 in 6 Participate in
Work Conference Calls
While Sitting on Toilet
One in twelve forget to hit mute. |
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| SPORTS |
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Cleveland Indians Meet With
Native Americans to Discuss Name
And prospects for upcoming season. |
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Pro Sports Leagues Face
Crossroads as More
Coronavirus Cases Emerge
To continue operating they may be
forced to disinfect thousands of
strip clubs across nation. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Among Americans, 90%
of Democrats wear a face mask. What percentage
of Republicans wear a face mask? |
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A ) |
80% |
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B ) |
70% |
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C ) |
60% |
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D ) |
50% |
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E ) |
40% |
| Hint: select a
deity and pray for them, if that's
your thing. |
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| TRENDS |
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Number of Adults Living With
Their Parents Jumps 10% in April
And still, they don't call. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Walmart Bans
Nazi Face Masks
“We're just doing our civic
duty,” complains one nazi. |
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