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ENTERTAINMENT
After 20 Seasons, E! Cancels “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
Their puritanical lifestyle no longer appealing to younger viewers.
 
PEOPLE
Trump Nominated for
Nobel Peace Prize

“How much do I get?” he responds.
 
PUBLISHING
Cohen Book: Trump Hates
Obama Because He's Black

Otherwise he'd be a big fan.
More Cohen Book: Trump
Might Do Anything to Stay
in Office, Like Start a War

Or give up golf.
 
BUSINESS
Word on Wall Street: Mortgage Bubble About to Burst
Brokers working from home advised to jump out upstairs window.
SCIENCE
Theory of Multiple Universes
Gaining Favor

Not only here, but in several other universes.
Musk Plans to Send Humans
To Mars in 2024, Have Colony
Of 1 Million on Planet by 2050

And overcrowding, civil unrest by 2100.
Physicist: Entire Universe
Might Be a Neural Network

Run by an evil genius.
 
Astronomers Suggest Planet Nine in Our Solar System Might be Black Hole the Size of a Ping-Pong Ball
“The less we know about it the better,” says one.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Nine Drug Companies Sign
Pledge Not to Rush Vaccine

Or name it after one of Trump's children.

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