| ART |
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Museums Begin Reopening
Long lines result as only one
person allowed in at a time. |
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| FACTOID |
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Average American $90,460 in Debt
Drops to $80,460 when president not included. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Deepfake Technology
Creating Fake Human Beings
to Spread Misinformation
Replaces time-consuming process of
hiring a bunch of gullible ignoramuses. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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White House Gift Shop Taking
Orders for “President Donald
J. Trump Defeats COVID”
Commemorative Coin
On reverse side it says “COVID Defeats
President Donald J. Trump.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who said: “Suburban women, will
you please like me?” |
| A ) | Mister Rogers |
| B ) | The pool boy on
"Desperate Housewives" |
| C ) | Dracula |
| D ) | President Trump |
| Hint: he's the least popular among
suburban women. |
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| RELIGION |
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New Book Reveals: Hitler
“Exorcised” by Pope Pius XII
Pope Francis already approached
by Don Jr regarding his father. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Exoskeleton Suits
Could Transform Humans Into
Human Robots
Maybe even make them a little
attractive to robots. |
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