| PEOPLE |
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 Dutch Court
Confirms Man Hacked Trump's Twitter
Account by Guessing Password,
“maga2020!”
He's released, but detained again
after he successfully guesses
“maga2024!” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Report: Trump Already Floating
“Apprentice” Reboot
Would cast current Cabinet on first
season. |
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| MEDIA |
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Parler, Pro-Trump Alternative
to Facebook, Riddled With Fake
Ads for Phony Trump Products
People duped by Trump duped by people
posing as Trump. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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 Trump's Mar-a-Lago
Neighbors Taking Legal Action to
Force Him to Live Elsewhere
Anywhere else except the White House. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Filter Made for Converting
Astronaut Urine Could Soon
Provide Drinking Water on Earth
Sure, it might cost a little more, but
at least you know where it's from. |
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Carbon Emissions May Have
Warmed Earth by 18% More
Than Previously Thought
So adjust what you were previously
thinking by 18%. |
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 Chinese Spacecraft
Brings Back First Samples From
Moon Since 1976
Returns with rocks, dirt, three
golf balls. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Smelling Lemons
Makes You Feel Thinner;
Vanilla Does the Opposite
Works as long as you stay away from
a mirror. |
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Study: Undergoing Surgery on
Surgeon's Birthday Linked to
Greater Risk of Death
Nurses wearing party hats a bad sign. |
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