| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Dog
Outfitted With Semi-Automatic Rifle
That was two weeks ago and it's still
at large. |
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| MEDIA |
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Study: Facebook, Instagram
Users Fueled by “Likes” Similar
to “Lab Rats Seeking Food”
Think of affirmation as a small piece
of cheddar. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Average Person Drives Around
For 9 Days With “Check
Engine” Light On Before
Taking Car in for Service
Above average person immediately
takes car to guy who can shut
off annoying light. |
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| LAW |
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High Court Rejects Trump's
Request to Keep His Tax
Returns From Prosecutors
Good news for Trump: Alcatraz, where
they sent Al Capone for tax evasion,
no longer houses prisoners. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of Trump supporters
believes the Jan. 6 attack on the
Capitol was by members of antifa
and leftwing groups? |
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A ) |
8% |
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B ) |
18% |
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C ) |
28% |
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D ) |
58% |
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| Hint: one guy may
have had his MAGA hat on backwards. |
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| SPORTS |
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Tokyo Olympic Organizers:
“No Cheering” for Torch Relay
A nod of approval will be sufficient. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Hasbro Gives
Mr. Potato Head Gender-Neutral
Name: He's Now Potato Head
Will no longer include plastic mustache
or penis. |
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