| ART |
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 National Gallery
of Art Using NASA Scanning
Techniques to See if its Long-Treasured
Vermeers are Really by Vermeer
Or worthless fakes by some talentless bum. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Engagement Ring Sales Skyrocket
as Pandemic Restrictions Eased
Then plummet again as slow vaccination
rate sends infections through roof. |
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| SPORTS |
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Olympics: Covid Starting to
Take Its Toll
With more athletes withdrawing
and no fans in attendance, look
for cardboard cutouts in some events. |
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 Cleveland Changes
Name From Indians to Guardians
No more “pow-wows” on the mound,
no more “tribe is on the warpath,”
and images of Chief Wahoo will
be confiscated and burned. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How many individuals have been
identified as responsible for
three fourths of the anti-vaccine
content on Facebook? |
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A ) |
12,845 |
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B ) |
12,656 |
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C ) |
12,229 |
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D ) |
12 |
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| Hint: ever bought a dozen
rotten eggs? |
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| CRIME |
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Catalytic Converter Thefts Soar
Everybody wants to help reduce auto
emissions. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Smoke From
California Fires Blankets Manhattan
Some in midtown report getting “nice buzz.” |
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