| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Apple Warns:
Airtag Batteries With Bitter
Coating to Prevent Children
From Eating Them May Not Work
And make a lousy candy. |
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1 in 3 Children Use a
Smartphone or Tablet
Before They Can Talk
“Only one in three?” says
disappointed Apple sales manager. |
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| SPORTS |
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Olympics: Time Difference,
Loss of Headliners Blamed
For Low TV Ratings
Outside of family members, few stay
up until three AM to watch mixed
pairs air rifle preliminaries. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we reported that a clever
deepfake of former President Trump
claiming that Jan. 6 rioters were
“hugging and kissing” police had
gone viral. We have since learned
it was not a deepfake. We apologize
for any confusion. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A recent study determined that
three Americans produce enough
carbon emissions in their
lifetime to do what? |
| A ) | Create one smoke ring. |
| B ) | Create one bag of charcoal. |
| C ) | Create one diamond. |
| D ) | Kill one person. |
| Hint: you and two others have the
right to remain silent. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Dogs Know When
We're Lying and Won't
Follow Commands
Explains why Trump never had a dog. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Flight Attendants
Take Combat Training to Deal
With Unruly Passengers
And grabby pilots. |
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