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TECHNOLOGY
It's “Freedom Phone” – the First Smartphone for Conservatives!
Still in development, it should be very attractive to those looking for a way to filter out anything they don't want to hear, staying safe in a cocooned, protected environment. That means no voice, text, or internet. Tells the time. Price TBD, contact My Pillow.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Researchers Find Cats Have
7 Distinct Personality and
Behavioral Traits

Everything from Distant to Aloof.
 
LAW
Sued by Sandy Hook Families,
Remington Subpoenas Report
Cards, Attendance Records of
Their Slain Children

Arms maker building case their kids had it coming.
Mexico's Supreme Court Votes
To Decriminalize Abortion

Anyone who reports someone trying to hinder an abortion will receive a bounty of 200,000 pesos.
FEATURE
According to the Treasury Department, how much did the top 1% evade paying in taxes last year?
A )$1.3 billion.
B )$11.6 billion
C )$16.3 billion
D )$163 billion.
Hint: you could go into space with that kind of money.
 
WEATHER
NOAA: 2021 Hottest Summer
Since Dust Bowl of 1936

Millions from parched California head to lush, verdant Oklahoma.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Richmond: Robert E. Lee Statue Removed
He'll be separated from his horse and destroyed, while his horse will be turned into Secretariat for display at Belmont Park racetrack.

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