| PEOPLE |
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 Michael Strahan
to Go Into Space on Next
Blue Origin Flight
He'll be joined by Shaquille O'Neal and
Chris Christie to become biggest payload
ever. |
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 Trump Awarded
Ninth Black Belt in Taekwondo
"Just in case some bum tries to hand
me a subpoena." |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Report: Hollywood Warming
To Saudi Investment
Saudi money behind upcoming horror flick
The Texas Bone Saw Massacre. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about smash-and-
grab robberies, we mistakenly ran this
picture of shoppers on Black Friday.
We think. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Dollar Tree Stores Raise
Price to $1.25
They immediately attract more
upscale customers. |
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| FASHION |
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 North Korea:
Kim Jong Un Bans Citizens From
Copying His Leather Coat
Shown: a svelte Supreme Leader
with his bodyguard at Pyongyang
Fashion Week. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Pentagon Forms “Airborne
Object Identification and
Management Synchronization
Group” to Track UFOs
Also forms “Unfathomably Clumsy Language
Identification and Management
Synchronization Group” to track
unfathomably clumsy language. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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World Health Organization Skips
Greek Letter Xi in Naming New
Covid Variant
However, President Omicron of Pandu
is said to be furious. |
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