| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Camera the
Size of a Grain of Salt Unveiled
Comes in easy-to-open paper packet
containing about half a teaspoon
of tiny cameras. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Many Top Universities
Drop SAT Requirement
In its place, applicants must “look
smart” and show proof of vaccination. |
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| FACTOID |
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Nearly 1 in 6 Have Never Traveled
Outside Their Own State
“Why would I ever leave?”
says one North Dakotan. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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British Study Finds Rocket
Scientists, Brain Surgeons No
Smarter Than General Public
Which is either very reassuring or
deeply troubling, depending on how
smart you are. |
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| SPORTS |
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Pro Leagues Struggle to Keep
Playing Amid Covid Surge
Face prospect of games with no fans
or players. |
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| FEATURE |
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| If their candidate loses in the
2024 election, 82% of Democrats
say they will trust the result.
What percentage of Republicans
say they'll trust the result if
their candidate loses? |
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A ) |
72% |
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B ) |
61% |
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C ) |
54% |
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D ) |
33% |
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| Hint: “peaceful transfer of power”
is such a quaint concept. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Bottlers Dropping “Diet”
for “Sugar Free”
Also replacing “no artificial ingredients”
with “no toxic industrial chemicals.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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| New York: Transportation
Exec Caught Driving With Inflatable |
 “Carpool
Kenny”
He's been demoted, Kenny's been
deflated. |
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