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 Historic Rotterdam
Bridge Dismantled so Jeff Bezos'
Superyacht Can Pass Through
He then boards his private train and
heads to Switzerland where, for his
convenience, a portion of the alps
has been flattened. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Hints He'll Pardon
Insurrectionists if Reelected
And put QAnon Shaman on Supreme Court. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Meta Loses $252 Billion
In One Day on Weak
Earnings Report
Investors suddenly and simultaneously
realize the “metaverse” is a huge crock. |
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Superyacht Sales Up
77% Last Year
Booming economy creating more
megalomaniacs. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Finding: More Fish "Talk" to Each
Other Than Previously Thought
Mostly “hey watch it,” “get out
of the way,” that sort of thing. |
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 NASA to
Retire International Space
Station in 2031 by Crashing
it Into Pacific Ocean
Those on board will get “plenty
of advance warning,” assures
agency spokesman. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Our Brain Lives
15 Seconds in the Past
Take fifteen seconds to digest that. |
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Study: Most Doctors Paid
By Number of Patients,
Not Quality of Care
That's why they took the Hypocritic Oath. |
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Experts: Metaverse Will
Create More Loneliness
Suggest need for virtual psychiatrists to treat it. |
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