| BREAKING NEWS |
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 Leaked Kremlin
Memo: It's “Essential” Media
Features Tucker Carlson
Wants him to become “our Regis Philbin.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Vets: Pets Put on Weight
During Quarantine
As did pet owners, veterinarians. |
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| LAW |
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First Jan 6 Trial Brings
Conviction of Member
Of Three Percenters
He's found guily of obstruction,
illegal firearm possession,
threats of violence, and
leaving a “lousy 3% tip,”
according to court ruling. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Bans Player for Betting
On Games
League also announces new multi-year
deal with DraftKings and FanDuel. |
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Baseball Returns After
Protracted Talks
However, some fans have already moved
on to a faster game, chess. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Bernie Sanders says, “corporations are using
'inflation' as an excuse to jack up prices
so that they can make record-breaking
profits to enrich CEOs and wealthy
shareholders.” Like what? |
| A ) | Gas |
| B ) | Food |
| C ) | Energy |
| D ) | Prescription Drugs |
| E ) | Autos |
| F ) | Appliances |
| G ) | Travel |
| Hint: yes. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Queen Moves
Permanently Out of Buckingham Palace
She's living in a granny shed out back. |
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