| TECHNOLOGY |
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Microsoft Discontinues
Internet Explorer
You can still use Netscape, Prodigy,
Compuserve, or go to the library. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Some Polar Bears Have
Adapted to Climate Change
Dress in layers, stay hydrated. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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No Charges of Voter Fraud
in Republican Primaries
Voter fraud's nearly impossible to
pull off, explains one Republican. |
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New: Discarded Food
Repackaged, Delivered
To Poor, Hungry
Part of Landfill-to-Table movement. |
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| LAW |
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Court Rules Happy
the Elephant Not a Person
Nor happy. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of Republicans
believes mass shootings are
something we have to accept
as part of a free society? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
6% |
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C ) |
7% |
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D ) |
44% |
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| Hint: hey, it's part
of the thrill of going out. |
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| RELIGION |
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Gallup: Belief in God Dips
To New Low of 81%
Ahead of Santa Claus, behind ghosts. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump Denies He Ever Called
Pence the P Word
Unless you mean pinhead, he adds. |
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