| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Dogs
With Machine Guns Undergo Testing
They'll be used on battlefield once
they're trained to sit, stay, and shoot. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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FCC Cracks Down on “Auto
Warranty” Robocalls
Advises public to “lead them
along” and then say “something
stupid” and then hang up. |
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Study: 1 in 4 Homeowners Use Security
Cameras to Spy on Neighbors
“To see if they're performing satanic
rituals,” says one. |
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| POLITICS |
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House Bill Guaranteeing Access
To Contraception Certain to Be
Shot Down by Senate
Senate will, however, guarantee
access to erectile dysfunction
treatment for men, breast enhancement
surgery for women. |
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| SPORTS |
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Despite Outrage, Trump to Host
Saudi Golf Tour at His Course
in New Jersey
Currently being referred to by
PGA as the “9/11 Invitational.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Saudi Crown Prince's $500
Billion Desert Megaproject
Features a Ski Resort
Plus a movie house, bowling alley,
barber shop, and 400 mosques. |
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