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Superrich Building Lavish
Bunkers to Protect Themselves
From Coming Apocalypse
Shown: Entryway to Grand Ballroom
in 36,000 square foot Versailles
model. Only $10.5M from Apocalypse Now! |
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| LEXICOLOGY |
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Merriam-Webster Adds
“Dumbphone,” “Adorkable,”
and “Metaverse”
Removes “telephone,” “cute,”
and “reality.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Yorkers With Marijuana
Convictions First to Get
Dispensary Licenses
However, convicted drunk drivers
still can't get liquor store licenses. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Announces Rules
Changes: Larger Bases, Pitch
Clock, Fewer Delays
And, for first time in major league
history, a limit on spitting. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Of the 70 million Americans
working remotely, what percentage
say they want to return to the
office full time? |
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85% |
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B ) |
79% |
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C ) |
65% |
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D ) |
6% |
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| Hint: 94% say they'd
rather be home watching “The Office”" |
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| CRIME |
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Among Materials Seized at
Mar-a-Lago: 90 Empty Folders
Trump: “Obviously planted, why the
hell would I steal empty folders?” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Collapse of Antarctica's
“Doomsday Glacier” Could Raise
Sea Levels by Several Feet
Submerging islands, flooding coastal
cities, and generating some really
gnarly waves. |
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