| TECHNOLOGY |
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Researchers Hope to Teach
Robots to Laugh at Right Time
But not all at once, which is creepy. |
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| PSYCHOLOGY |
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Survey: Expressing Gratitude
Key to Happiness
As in, “thanks for getting my Rolls,
here's a quarter.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Navy: Releasing UFO Videos
“Will Harm National Security”
“Them space lizards told us to
keep it on the q.t. and that's what we're
doin',” says top aide. |
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| SPACE |
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 Perseverance Rover
Finds Organic Matter on Mars
Said to resemble egg foo young. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A recent Gallup survey of American
workers found what proportion who are
“quiet quitting” and not doing their jobs? |
| A ) | Less than 10% |
| B ) | Less than 15% |
| C ) | Less than 20% |
| D ) | More than 50% |
| Hint: hey, where's what's-his-name
with the latest productivity report? |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 Book: Trump
Wanted to Trade Puerto Rico for Greenland
Offered to throw in Guam “as
a sweetener.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Russian State Media Now
Questioning Putin
He's criticized by several
commentators on Moscow's popular
“The Masked Reporters.” |
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