| LAW |
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Archivists Sue Biden Administration
Over Delay in Releasing JFK
Assassination Records
“If Biden was in the grassy knoll
with a gun that day, we want to
know,” says one. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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New Zealand Proposes Tax
On Greenhouse Gases
From Cow Burps
“It's the only way to stop them
from burping,” says one scientist. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Group of Robot Makers Pledges
To Never Arm Them
However, “if a robot thinks
it needs a weapon, it wouldn't
have any trouble finding one.” |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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| Touted as
the “Next Big Thing,”
Cell-Cultivated Seafood is Grown |
 In a
Lab
Looks, tastes, and smells like the
real thing. All that's missing is the
plastic and the mercury. Needs no
refrigeration. Legal in most states.
Free two-day delivery from
Something Fishy. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a Brookings study,
what is the total cost of
raising a child to age 17? |
| A ) | $50,000 |
| B ) | $75,000 |
| C ) | $100,000 |
| D ) | $310,000 |
| Hint: Isn't it nice to know
you could have had a Lamborghini? |
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| TRAVEL |
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 New Supersonic
Airliner Will Fly You From London
to New York in 80 Minutes
New York to DC in less time than
it takes to call. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New Anna May
Wong Quarter Enters Circulation
Coming soon: Moms Mabley half dollar. |
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