| PUBLISHING |
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 Buyers of $600
Dylan Book Receive Refunds When
“Hand-Signed” Signatures
Revealed to Be By Autopen
But reclusive author denies some chapters
also written by autopen. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Holiday Guests
Overstay Welcome After 4 Days
After 6 days they're considered burdernsome
parasites threatening their hosts' very sanity. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Mike Pompeo: Head of Teachers
Union “Most Dangerous Person
In the World”
His comment draws swift condemnation
and note to “see me after school.” |
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| SPORTS |
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World Cup Shocker: Saudi
Arabia Upsets Argentina
Saudis motivated by “mortal fear
of failure," says one player, who asks
to remain anonymous. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a 2019 study by
the University of Washington,
how many Americans carry
loaded handguns in public? |
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A ) |
50,000 |
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B ) |
85,000 |
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C ) |
102,000 |
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D ) |
16 million |
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| Hint: you may be packing heat
right now and not know it. |
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| FACTOID |
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Online Ads Use as Much
Energy as a Small Country
Mull that over before you click. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 In Red States,
Pro Wrestling's New Bad Guy is
“The Progressive Liberal”
Crowds love screaming at him as
he battles good guy “Congressman
Jim Jordan.” |
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