| PEOPLE |
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 D.C. Bar
Counsel Strongly Urges Giuliani
Be Disbarred
Meanwhile, D.C. Bar Owners Association
names him “Customer of the Year.” |
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| POLL |
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By 2 to 1, Republicans Want
Trumpism Without Trump
They'll worship and adore him, they
just don't want to see him around. |
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| MEDIA |
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Musk Disbands Twitter's
Trust and Safety Council
Now we'll just have to trust him. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Bernard Arnaut
Passes Elon Musk as World's Richest Person
He still trails world's richest cartoon
character, Scrooge McDuck, who
wisely kept his money out of crypto. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Twin Planets Orbiting Distant
Star May Be Half Water
Or half dry, depending on your
outlook. |
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Astronomers Spot Mysterious
Ghostly Light Glowing
Throughout Solar System
“We're all spooked,” says one. |
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 Student Solves
2,500-Year-Old Sanskrit
Grammatical Puzzle
Hopes to claim grand prize, an all-expenses-paid
vacation in Sumeria. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Controversial
“Artificial Womb Facility” Will
Let Parents Design Child's Sex,
Height, Strength, Intelligence
Special this month on big, dumb guys. |
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