| TECHNOLOGY |
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New 3D-Printing Ink Could
Make Lab-Grown Meat
Much Cheaper to Produce
And your hamburger will already
have its nutritional information
printed on it. |
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Breakthrough Brings
Lightning-Fast “Quantum
Internet” Closer
And all humanity closer to “Maximum Distraction.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Teachers on Alert as ChatGPT
Available to Public
If it seems like John Updike
wrote 7th grade book report on
The Red Badge of Courage, flag
it. |
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| ART |
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 Ai-Da, World's
First Humanoid Artist Criticized
for Queen Portrait
Also praised for completing it
in 6.2 seconds. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Washington Post
recently reported that Social Security
is still denying disability benefits based
on a list with jobs from what year? |
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A ) |
2019 |
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B ) |
2014 |
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C ) |
2010 |
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D ) |
1977 |
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| Hint: have you recently
been injured from a falling disco ball? |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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London Studio Offering Free
Kanye West Tattoo Removal
And, for a limited time, Sam Bankman-Fried. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: Trump
Aide Rides With Him on Golf Course
Reading Him Flattering Comments
And complimenting his swing. |
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