| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Trump Releases
Single "Justice for All" Backed by Chorus
of Convicted Jan 6 Insurrectionists
Profits go to lawyers defending Trump
against being convicted of insurrection. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Biocomputers
Running on Human Brain Cells Could
Make AI Obsolete
But human brain cells will most
likely want to get paid. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Fossil Fuel Companies
Donated $700 Million to
Universities in 10 Years
Money that will produce the next
generation of Lyft and Uber drivers. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB: Fans Thrilled
With Shorter Games
“The shorter the better,” says one. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A new Pentagon study shows
not everyone qualifies for military service. What
percentage of young Americans would not qualify? |
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A ) |
7% |
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B ) |
14% |
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C ) |
21% |
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D ) |
77% |
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| Hint: yet another
great reason to avoid another war at all costs. |
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| TRENDS |
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Survey: 20% of Americans
Believe Polygamy Will Be
Legal in This Century
But not same-sex polygamy. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New Device
Allows Kissing Over the Internet
Deluxe model with adjustable
protruding tongue in development. |
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