| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Award-Winning Photograph
Revealed to Be AI-Generated
Computer has been impounded,
award will go to someone else. |
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Survey: 36% of AI Researchers
Believe AI Could Cause
“Nuclear-Level Catastrophe”
“And take our jobs.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: 1,500 Books Banned
in First Half of Year
League of Concerned Parents complains
it falls short of their goal, a ban on all books. |
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| FACTOID |
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Nine State Legislatures Have
Proposed Weaker Child
Labor Laws Since 2021
So if your waiter's got pimples,
braces, and his voice is breaking,
you could be in Missouri. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to Harpers, what
percentage of Americans have
lied at least once on their résumé. |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
55% |
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| Hint: enough for a majority
in the current House of Representatives. |
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| TRAVEL |
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DeSantis Floats Idea of State
Prison on Land Next to Disney
Perhaps a penitentiary for mascots. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Demand Jumps for
Bulletproof Cars
Buyers seek protection from
powerful assault weapons, good
mileage. |
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