| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Rumor: Jeff Bezos, Lauren
Sanchez To Get Married in Space
“Probably” will return to earth after
extended honeymoon. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Elon Musk's Neuralink
Gets Approval for First
Human Study
Musk hopes to turn Ron DeSantis into
a ventriloquist's dummy by Labor Day. |
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| LAW |
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DeSantis Teases “7-2
Conservative Majority” on Supreme Court
“We could outlaw everything,” he crows. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Little League
Faces Severe Shortage of Umpires
Many who remain survived vicious
beatings by parents, suffer from
PTSD, dementia, brain damage, but
do it “for the kids,” says one. |
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| FEATURE |
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| With challenges to books
increasing all over the country, how many people
were actually responsible for the vast majority of
challenges? |
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A ) |
87,439 |
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B ) |
52,581 |
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C ) |
34,644 |
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D ) |
11 |
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| Hint: a football team wasn't
responsible, but could have been. |
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| SCAMS |
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Report: Millions of Robocalls
Traced to Just Three Men
They have yet to return our call. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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AI Depicts New York City in 2050
Not shown: human laborers underground
on treadmills. |
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