| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Report: TV Networks Looking
for Shows That Are Less
Engaging, Distracting
Like popular podcast, “Dull and Duller.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Parody Website Rent-a-Hitman
Attracts Thousands of Requests
When they realize it's a joke, most
turn to Murder-for-Hire, a legitimate
website. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Zuckerberg's Threads App
Loses More Than Half Its
Users After Initial Launch
Says things will change “once I
knock Musk out.” |
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Overstock Officially Changes
Name to Bed Bath & Beyond
CEO Ralph Henderson changes name
to Steve Blaine. |
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 Robot CEO
Warns AI Could Take Other CEO Jobs
Although, CEOs who don't take a
salary or receive a bonus and
never go home or stop working,
even for a second, are safe. |
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| PEOPLE |
|
 Trump Tells Supporters He
Faces “561 Years in Prison”
Asks for $561 donation from each. |
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| SCIENCE |
|
 Mysterious Object
That Washed Ashore in Australia Finally
Identified
Turns out it's same mysterious object
that washed ashore six years ago,
then dumped back in ocean. |
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|
 Chinese Zoo
Insists Its Bears Not Humans in Costume
Yes, they walk upright, eat with
utensils, and use a toilet, but
they are indeed bears. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Big Pharma Pays Virtually
No Taxes on $215 Billion in Earnings
Side effects include: increased debt,
cuts to social programs, headaches. |
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