| TECHNOLOGY |
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 AI Depicts Elvis
as He Would Look Today
If he never had any work done. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: 90% of Paper Straws
Contain Toxic Forever Chemicals
So you'll know what to blame when your
date drops dead sipping a root beer
float. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: ChatGPT Could
Help College Applicants
Could help them get admitted, pass
their courses, graduate with honors,
all without learning a damn thing. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Trump's Mug
Shot Expected to Become Second
Most Popular Photograph of All Time
Second only to photo of him behind bars. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of people living
in Latin American countries say
they would prefer a non-democratic
government if it solved their problems? |
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A ) |
15% |
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B ) |
20% |
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C ) |
25% |
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D ) |
54% |
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| Hint: no, this was not a survey
of Republican presidential candidates. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Warns Against Reducing
Relationships to “Mere Algorithms”
Makes remarks to young, single chatbots. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Japan: Cafe
Installs Sleeping Pods
For customers who prefer decaf. |
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