| TECHNOLOGY |
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Microsoft Scales Back Bing's
Image-Generating AI After
Someone Posts Mickey
Mouse as 9/11 Terrorist
Worried some will think it's true. |
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Computers Learning to Smell
First developed program pinpoints
source of embarrasing odors in
cars, elevators, airplanes. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Half of States Now Permit
Open Carry of Firearms
Without a Permit
In those states you really must ask,
“Is that a gun in your pocket or
are you just glad to see me?” |
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| SPORTS |
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 California:
Ex-Baseball Star Steve Garvey
Enters Senate Race
He's running on his long record as
an ex-baseball star. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In September, ExxonMobil purchased shale
giant Pioneer for a record $60 billion. September
was also notable for what other record? |
| A ) | It was the longest month in history. |
| B ) | It was the shortest month in history. |
| C ) | It was the coldest month in history. |
| D ) | It was the hottest month in history. |
| Hint: you could fry an egg on
the sidewalk outside ExxonMobil's headquarters,
or you could just throw it at them. |
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| LAW |
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World's First Robot Lawyer
to Defend Human
Hoping for a robot judge. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Study Finds
Growing Fascist Threat in America
One benchmark: soaring price of
tiki torches. |
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