| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Elmo's Post on X
“How is Everybody Doing?” Met With
Angst, Negativity, Despair
“Bunch of navel-gazing headcases
out there,” quips his pal Snuffalupagus. |
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Republican Congresswoman
Nominates Trump for Nobel
Peace Prize
For his tireless work at blowing things up. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Colleges, Universities Deal
With Growing Plagiarism Scandals
As those who can read and write
replaced by those who can copy and
paste. |
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| LAW |
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Report: Trump's Pacs Spent
$50 Million on His Legal Bills Last Year
And they're looking forward to spending
ten times that much this year. |
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Missouri Republican Wants
to Bring Back Duels to Settle
Political Differences
And giant gunfights instead of votes in Congress. |
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| FEATURE |
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| When did the fossil
fuel industry first realize burning
fossil fuels would eventually result
in a climate catastrophe? |
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A ) |
2001 |
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B ) |
1996 |
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C ) |
1987 |
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D ) |
1954 |
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| Hint: they didn't want to upset
Ike, who had a heart condition. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Report: Nervous Airline Passengers
Look for Missing Bolts
Many travel with their own bolts, just in case. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 "Diaper Spa" for
Adults Raises Eyebrows in Small
New Hampshire Town
Particularly the breastfeeding. |
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