Trump Campaign Owes Him $2 Million
For his sage advice.
|Taylor Swift Passes Sinatra for
Most Albums of the Year
Rumor that Frank's boys unhappy
about it prompts her to hire extra security.
|After New York Times
Exposé, Major Brands Crack Down on
Begin hiring elderly to clean slaughterhouses.
|News Business Continues
to Shrink With More Layoffs
Only top execs, busty weather
girls assured job security.
Bolts Missing on Boeing Plane
That Lost Door
We'll find them, I promise
you, says Boeing spokesman.
Fusion Reactor Sets Record
for Energy Output, Lasting 5.2 Seconds
Enough power to toast half a bagel,
but it's a start.
|Study: Hurricanes Becoming
So Strong New Category Needed
And better names than Hurricane Bob.
Propose Giant Shade in Space
to Solve Global Warming
And Elon Musk wants to put up millions
of shades in stationary orbits and charge
you by the month.
|HEALTH / MEDICINE
|Study: Materialism on
Social Media Driving
Mental Health Crisis
As well as positive news on the economy.