| PEOPLE |
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Trump Won't
Commit to Accepting 2024 Election Results
Commitments are for suckers,
he explains. |
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| MEDIA |
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Hush Money Case: Access
Hollywood Tape Played in Court
One juror reprimanded for masturbating. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Taylor Swift Occupies Top
15 Spots on Billboard 100
First time since Stephen Foster in 1854. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Google Battling DOJ in Search
Engine Monopoly Case
Google's defense: Bing us. |
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One in Four Americans Fear
Losing Their Job This Year
To a smart speaker. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Orangutan First
Non-Human Observed Treating Wound
With Medicinal Plant
Also, first non-human observed
seeking a second opinion. |
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Remains
Used to Produce Face of
75,000-Year-Old Neanderthal
Woman
Same advanced restorative procedure
used for years in Beverly Hills. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Sudden Surge in Sea Level Rise
Threatens Southern States
Or, as one climatologist wryly points
out, the seas shall rise again. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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DEA to Reclassify Marijuana
as Lower-Risk Drug
And stoners as slightly less annoying. |
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