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TECHNOLOGY
Video From Inside Chinese Humanoid Factory Shocks West
Fears of human bridge across Pacific suddenly not so far-fetched.
Apple Adds AI to Siri
Longtime users lament, say Siri's become “moody,” “sarcastic,” “just not herself.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Miss USA, MissTeen USA Both Resign, Disagreeing With Organization's Strict Control
Miss Pre-Teen USA, Miss Toddler USA say they're also “ready to bail.”
 
LAW
Bannon's Appeal Denied, He's Headed to Jail
Where he'll need to be better groomed.
FEATURE
According to the 2024 UN Food Waste Index report, a great deal of food is wasted around the world. How many meals are wasted every day?
   A )  1 million  
   B )  10 million  
   C )  100 million  
   D )  1 billion  
Hint: 828 million go hungry every day, but apparently don't have to.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Trump Hosts Veep Hopefuls
at Mar-a-Lago

After many rounds of parlor games, he's reportedly whittled number down to five.

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