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 Trump Struts, Boasts,
Takes Victory Lap After Debate
He'll be sentenced September 18. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Biden Says He Needs More
Sleep; No Events Past 8PM
Will attend early bird state dinner. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Greece: Law Allows
Six-Day Workweek
And abolishes Casual Friday. |
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Report: CEO Pay Rose
12% Last Year
Keeping pace with all those
fast food workers in California. |
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 EPA: General
Motors Sold Millions of Cars That
Exceeded Pollution Limits
Adding solemnly, “What was good for
General Motors was bad for the country.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Two U.S. Astronauts Stranded
on Space Station Due to Faulty
Boeing Return Capsule
“We've been approached by
Netflix and Hulu,” says one. |
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Only 4 in 10,000 Galaxies
May Host Intelligent Life
The rest host a bunch of dimwits,
dopes and dunderheads. |
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 Oldest Known
Picture Story Discovered in
Indonesian Cave
It's off limits to tourists, being
quite risqué. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Denmark to Tax Farting
Cows, Pigs
Danish citizens, tourists given one
Beano and a warning. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Mass Shootings Occur
More Frequently in Summer
So keep that in mind on your
vacation. |
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