| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Chinese Nuclear
Reactor Proves to Be Meltdown-Proof
And as long as no one notices
trucks loaded with nuclear waste
leaving facility late at night,
it could be answer to world's
clean energy needs. |
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| LAW |
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Report: White House Mulls
Supreme Court Term
Limits, Code of Ethics
Analysis: chance of getting proposal
through Congress slightly better than
passing camel through eye of needle. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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For Third Consecutive
Presidential Election, Trump
Falsely Claims He Was Named
“Michigan Man of the Year”
Turns out he was once named
“Meshugana of the
Year” in a Detroit Yiddish
newspaper. |
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Joint Federal Committee
Concludes “Nothing to
Indicate Visits From Aliens,
Extraterrestrials”
They have not ruled out time travelers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Currently, the unemployment rate
in the United States is 4.1%,
considerably below the long-term
average of 5.69%. According to
Harper's Index, what percentage
of voters believes that unemployment
is at an all-time high? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
50% |
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| Hint: somebody's
not getting out the word. |
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| SPORTS |
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Olympics: Seine May Be Too
Polluted for Swimming, Rowing Events
But not for sport of Dredging, in its
Olympics debut. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Judge Aileen
Cannon Throws Out Trump Classified
Documents Case
Calls 1-800-GOT-JUNK before
Jack Smith can file an appeal. |
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