| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Artificial Intelligence
Reveals Image of Jesus on Shroud of Turin
Soon: 3-D version that talks, thinks. |
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As Bots Get Smarter, AI Researchers
Call for “Personhood Credentials”
Until then, when you meet someone and
they say, “I am not a robot,” use
your best judgment. |
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 Google's Robot
Beats Humans at Ping-Pong
“Welcome to the singularity!”
it bellows after each win. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 AI Candidate
for Mayor of Cheyenne, Wyoming
Loses Primary
In an angry concession speech it
says, “You won't have ChatbotGPT-6
to kick around anymore!” |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to the Pew Research
Center, what percentage of
Americans would be happy if the
country were governed by an
unelected panel of experts? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
50% |
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| Hint: half the country
watched “The Apprentice.” |
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| LEISURE |
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New York: Floating Swimming
Pool in East River Gets Final
Approval
From the mob. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Botswana:
2,492-Carat Diamond
May Be Second-Largest
Ever Found
As is customary, the English monarchy
gets first dibs. |
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