| PEOPLE |
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 Trump's “Closest Friend”
Jeffrey Epstein on Tape: “Trump Liked
to Fuck His Friends' Wives”
“It's why I never married.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Report: Air Force Overpaid
$149,072 for Plastic Soap Dispenser
Demands $149,000 refund and written
apology from manufacturer. |
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Questions Raised About Actual
Severity of Shoplifting Wave
Shoplifters' earnings remained steady,
without expected spike. |
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Musk: Trump Will Bring
“Temporary Hardship”
for Americans
Belt-tightening, penny-pinching will
be required, says world's richest man. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Rare 1975 Dime Sells for
More Than $500,000
“Five hundred thousand and
change,” says seller. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Study: A
Monkey, Given an Infinite Amount
of Time, Will Never Type Complete
Works of Shakespeare
“Not unless we find a monkey
who can type faster,” says
one frustrated researcher. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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RFK Jr: Trump Will Remove
Fluoride From Water
And replace it with sugar. |
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