| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Engineers
Behind Soccer-Playing Robot Hope
it Plays in World Cup One Day
If it can get past all the racist robot-shaming. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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More States Pass Bills
Limiting Bathroom Access
Republican legislators promise to
personally monitor restrooms 24/7. |
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Under Conservative Pressure,
Walmart Backs Away From DEI
Removes its Kwanzaa gift section. |
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| MILESTONES |
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London's Oldest Meat Market
to Close After 900 Years
“Shakespeare loved our baloney,”
says great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of founder. |
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| SPORTS |
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Promoter Hopes to Stage
Olympics That Allow Doping
With random testing to enforce it. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Before the 2024 election 62%
of Republicans believed fraud
would determine the result.
After the election, what percentage
of Republicans believed fraud was
involved? |
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A ) |
58% |
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B ) |
55% |
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C ) |
52% |
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D ) |
18% |
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| Hint: must have been
all those people crying “fraud”
that cleaned things up. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 JD Vance
Posts Picture of Himself as Trump's Wife
Elon Musk tops it with racy picture
of himself as Trump's mistress (not
shown). |
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