| PEOPLE |
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 Assad
Moves His Family to Russia
“It was always my expectation
we'd retire here,” he says. |
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| MEDIA |
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ABC Settles Suit With Trump,
Apologizes, Donates $15
Million to His Library
Sends latest “Bachelorette” to give him
a massage. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Extreme Weather
Caused by Climate Change
Cost Insurers $600 Billion
So, for that reason, your claim's been denied. |
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 Musk's Wealth Doubles to
$372 Billion Since Election
“Thanks to government efficiency,”
he cracks. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Dogs Can Communicate
by Pushing Buttons
So can cats, but they choose not to. |
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Study: DNA Determines
Neanderthals Mated With
Modern Humans 47,000 Years Ago
It's considered history's first blind date. |
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 New Jersey
Authorities Baffled By Mysterious Drones
They could be military, they
could be extraterrestrial, or
they could be what most experts
who have studied such phenomena
speculate: smart alecks. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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RFK Jr Adviser Wants to
Get Rid of Polio Vaccine
Believes in herd immunity. |
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Study: You Lose 12 Minutes
of Your Life Every Time
You Drink a Coke
Concludes many people would live
to 150 if they simply avoided Coke. |
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