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TECHNOLOGY
Billionaires Competing to Build Their Own Private Space Station
A place they can go to relax, decompress, and avoid paying taxes.
Study: Human Thought
Far Slower Than Typical
Internet Connection

But far faster than typical internet tech support.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: “Know-It-Alls” Know
Less Than They Think

But more than buttinskies.
 
LAW
Judge Signals Lenient Sentence
for Trump, Who Faces Up to
Four Years in Prison

Perhaps four years of house arrest, served in White House, while wearing an ankle monitor.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Biden Plans to Attend
Trump Inauguration

“But only for the food,” he adds.
FEATURE
In a poll just released, what percentage of Republicans said they would be “bothered a lot” if Trump suspended the Constitution to go after his political rivals?
   A )  93%  
   B )  83%  
   C )  73%  
   D )  23%  
Hint: 36% said they would “not be bothered at all.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Scheduling Snafu in Taiwan's Parliament
Chamber's year-end session held same time as annual staff holiday party.

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