| PEOPLE |
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 Prince Harry
Renounces British Residency
Applies for royalty status in United States. |
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Biden Calls Putin “Crazy
SOB,” Kremlin Calls Biden
“Hollywood Cowboy”
Turning to the Middle East, Biden calls Netanyahu “an
asshole,” Netanyahu calls Biden “a putz.” |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump May Pick Runningmate
Based on How Much Money
They Can Raise
He's already spoken to several
prominent counterfeiters. |
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Evangelicals Stay Loyal to
Trump Despite Lurid Hush Money Trial
Many believe he's simply keeping
otherwise wayward girls from
falling into poverty. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Expert Predicts Bitcoin Could
Be “Bigger Than Gold”
Offers to convert all your gold to bitcoin
“while there's still time.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Report: AI Running Out
of Info to Draw From
May have to scan extraterrestrial
databases. |
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SpaceX Plans Network
of Spy Satellites
Once in orbit it will guarantee
full 24/7 surveillance of every
single person on Earth who's ever
said anything negative about Elon
Musk. |
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New Study: Extraterrestrials
Could Be Purple, Not Green
Also finds humans various shades of
pink and brown, not black and white. |
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 Image Released
of Magnetic Fields at Center of Milky Way
Scientists plan to scrutinize
image closely, “after doing
some shrooms.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Hugs, Even From
a Robot, Help Ease Pain
Authors believe it may also have
benefits for the robot. |
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