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PAGE THREE – APRIL 22 - 28, 2024
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TECHNOLOGY
Some Fear Companies
Rolling Out AI Chatbots
Despite Flaws

“It's like releasing thousands of deranged Einsteins into Times Square on New Year's Eve,” quips rising young chatbot comic.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Barney Gets Makeover
New Barney (right) less frightening, less likely to trigger lifetime of nightmares.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Attacks Democrats as Communists, Fascists
“Make up your mind,” says DNC spokesperson.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Epidemic of Arm Injuries
Most recognized name in baseball today is Tommy John.
FEATURE
In the United States, 22% say they attend religious services on a weekly basis. According to a recent study using cellphone data, what percentage actually attends each week?
   A )  30%  
   B )  25%  
   C )  20%  
   D )  5%  
Hint: watching pro football on Sundays considered by many a religious experience.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Bark Air, Luxury Airline for
Dogs, Debuts

With freshly baked biscuits in first class.

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