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PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 16 -22, 2000
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SCIENCE
Genetically-Engineered Chickens
on Steroids Lay a Dozen
Eggs at a Time
"Probably safe for human consumption," says FDA.
 
HOBBIES
World's Largest Collection of
Pez Dispensers Begun by
Michigan Teenager
19-year old Detroit collector hopes to have "thousands of them" some day.
 
TODAY'S RECIPE
  Unfaithful Lover's Chicken & Pepper Kabobs

Alternate on 2 sharpened skewers:
lb. chicken breast, cut into 1 inch cubes
Large green pepper, cut into 2 inch sections
Grill until golden.
Remove chicken and peppers from skewers onto serving dish.
Place in oven to keep warm.
Thrust sharpened skewer into heart of unfaithful lover.
Bury lover in shallow grave in basement.
Take serving dish from oven, serve immediately.
Goes well with dry, white wine.
Serves 1
DEAD MAN IN THE STREET
This week's question:
Q: "Should Slobodan Milosevic be tried for war crimes?"  
Joe, Moscow: "No. If anything, they should give him a medal."
Adolf, Munich: "No. He was only following orders his wife's!"
Benito, Rome: "No. He was a good man at heart, even if he did step down and basically pussy his way out of things."
Attila, Asia: "No. But he should do something about that name."
Harry, Independence, Mo.: "Hell, yes! They should hang the bastard up by his nuts."
 

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