NADER
DRINKING
AGAIN
Green Party candidate falls
off wagon, blames the
pressure of campaigning. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Miss World Furious at Miss America
Over Unpaid UN Debt
"I'm neutral," says
Miss Universe. |
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Russia Will Auction Off Nuclear
Arsenal on Ebay
Needs the cash. |
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New Study Indicates 15 Million
Frenchmen Can Be Wrong
"Not news to us," say
French women. |
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Big Screen TVs, Beer, Barcaloungers
to Be Dropped on West Bank
Effort to ease tensions, American style. |
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| SPORTS |
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World Series Game Called
on
Account of Spit
Drains clogged, infield flooded. |
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RUSSIAN COMIC
YAKOV SMIRNOFF DEPORTED
"What
a country," he
sneers sarcastically. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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New Study Shows Dramatic
Drop in Texas Poverty Rate
Most now off welfare, on death row. |
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Chicago Woman Finds Glass
Eye in Package of M&Ms
Sues for $150 million. |
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American Workers Rated
No. 1 at Solitaire
Canadian workers next, then Germans,
French. |
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Newly Released Tapes Show
Nixon Ate Some on Enemies List
Defenders cite China
opening, other achievements. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Crop Circles Definitely the
Work of Pranksters
However, authorities not sure what
planet they're from.
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| ELECTION 2000 |
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Bush Says He's "Queer as a
Three-Dollar Bill"
Candidate later apologizes for verbal
flub. |
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Tight Race Sparks New Interest
Record low voter turnout expected,
but 68% will place bets on
outcome. |
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