UN REPORT:
OVERCROWDING IS #1
PROBLEM
Underdressing is #2. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Sharon Stone Unhurt in
Bizarre Lizard Attack, Says Emergency
Publicist
But star may have suffered emotional
distress watching Komodo dragon eat
husband's toe. |
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“7-Eleven Security
Camera”
Gets Fall Tryout
No reenactments, no manipulation;
cheapest show in television history. |
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| BUSINESS |
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New Business Model Emerges
From Dot-Com Collapse
Small companies made up of individuals
working and sleeping in their cars, with
the ability to re-locate at a moment's
notice, if parked illegally. |
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New Tiny Intel Chip Packs
Power of Supercomputer
Will be used in alarm clocks, egg timers. |
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Firestone
Introduces New Tire
Inexpensive model aimed
at thrifty-minded. |
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| CONSUMER CORNER |
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300,000 Marquis de Sade
Torture Kits Recalled
Hundreds complain they were “not
hurt at all” by device. |
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"Tomb Raider" Game
Based on Movie Version Based on Game
Released
Movie based on game in works; same for
game based on that. |
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 SPACE |
 FOUR
NEW SATURNS DISCOVERED
But,
astronomer cautions,
there might have been
problems with the
telescope. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Latest Study: Vitamin C
May Cause Cancer
Drug companies anticipate
“scurvy bonanza.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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We recently erred in referring to
“The
Petroleum Industry Public Relations
Office, Lobbying Group & Line Dance
Society.” The organization's
preferred name is, “The Federal
Energy Regulatory Commission.” |
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